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Hahahah yes!
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OH MY GOD <3
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Christian Lacroix S/S 2009 Couture Runway Details
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Since there seems to be such a resounding interest in a tea party this summer, I think it is a must! Shall we say, July, once Kiki and I are both back?
I cannot wait to see all you girls; particularly in sapphic aristocratic 18c lingerie! (kiki you’re always thinking ^_^)
yay that Michelle is coming too, I can’t wait… Robyn I hope you’re back for good ;)
5/16: McArthur High School HazMat Situation
Students, Teachers Decontaminated After Breaking Out In Rash
5/19: No confirmation on chemical at Fort Lauderdale International Airport
5/21: Police: Man bites woman in Westchester
5/23: I-285 reopens after hazmat incident
5/23: Man Bites Cousin’s Nose Off
5/24: Second Broward school reports mystery rash
5/25: Hazmat Called After Kids Exposed To Pesticide On Bus: Hazmat, EMS Respond To Lake County, FL School
5/25: ‘Disoriented’ passenger subdued on flight in Miami
5/26: Naked Man Allegedly Eating Victim’s Face Shot And Killed By Miami Police
5/26: Florida Doctor Spits Blood at Highway Patrolmen After DUI Arrest
All in same week and same state…. may God be with you Florida.I knew it would start in Florida. I just knew.
I have long maintained that there is something in the water in Florida. Now we know: it’s the zombie virus. Stay safe, Sunshine State readers…
constant vigilance, floridian followers
Goddamnit.
after the realism that was World War Z, which I read not long ago, I am legitimately a little scared. the story of that man eating the other guy’s face off this week alone, so disturbing…
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MOONRISE KINGDOM
by Adrian Tomine
(Re-blogged from criterioncast)
Adrian Tomine’s beautiful Moonrise Kingdom illustration for Anthony Lane’s review in The New Yorker.
I need this as a print in our house!
I can’t wait to go see this.
I wasn’t kidding when I said I wanted a tea date
I love tea dates
what a beautiful tea cup. also I love tea dates, Robyn?, Kieran? tea dates this summer? <3
I see your tea date and I raise you a sapphic aristocratic 18th C France lingerie photo shoot slumber party tea date.
can iiiiii come?!
yes! I will start shopping for new marie antoinette inspired lingerie
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I wasn’t kidding when I said I wanted a tea date
I love tea dates
what a beautiful tea cup. also I love tea dates, Robyn?, Kieran? tea dates this summer? <3
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